lost and insecure

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It’s called their green

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can’t wait for the generation of grandmas with winged eyeliner

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my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

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when u make a joke only u and ur friend get

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i have limited sympathy for people who get told “no” after a public proposal because public proposals are pretty much emotionally abusive

like seriously

if you think it’s kinda cute, you can discuss it beforehand and then do a staged one later

but putting someone on the spot in front of a crowd of strangers (or worse, friends) and demanding they give you a yes or no answer to a complex question which will affect the rest of their life is

really not okay

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